ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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