you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
