Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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