We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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