2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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