used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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