A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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