its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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