Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
