how can u be prego again
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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