Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The adults are the big ones right?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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