Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
one might say we're banned from that church
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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