Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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