is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
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Oh Jesus.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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