He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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