i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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