Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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