You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
smell my finger.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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