whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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