He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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