She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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