I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
no, he came in my armpit
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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