apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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