i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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