Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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