i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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