I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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