I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You took a bar mat shot.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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