I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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