And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Randomize
