Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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