Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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