Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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