My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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