i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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