i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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