I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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