Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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