im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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