Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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