I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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