I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I love you. Go after that dick
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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