Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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