that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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