I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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