Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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