Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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