Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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