Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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