And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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