he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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