He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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