You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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