I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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