so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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